Well, more like three and a half.
For the past few years our family has looked like this:
Me:
That's a statute of Aphrodite. I cropped out the racy bits.
Husband:
Add a carriage-mounted machine gun to the top and he could die happy.
Puppy:
This is what she thinks she looks like anyway.
She is actually more like this:
Squirrels beware.
And introducing!
The Muffin!
Er, I don't have a better name to call it yet. Husabnd voited for 'bun,' as in: I've a bun in my oven...
We have to wait until we find out if it's a girl or a boy.
And by the way:
I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!